To seal up that pesky crack once and for all.
And apparently give it a pleasant scent.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Picture of the day - There Goes The Diet
Once Again I've been away for a few days.
To Commemorate my return, I dub this sandwich...
The Diet Breaker!
Lions and Tigers and Imoogis, Oh My!
I wasted 90 minutes of my life. I knew I was doing it but I did nothing to stop myself. It would have been really easy to stop, just the push of a button but I decided not to.
I watched a movie that I got in the bargain bin at Walmart. Watched it and now I have given up time I will never get back.
Prior to watching this film I went to the almighty IMDB, and looked it up. It was a bargain bin movie so I didn’t expect much but it got horrendous reviews. It only received a 3.8 out of 10 and in 4 reviews that I read the writers alluded to this particular film being the worst they had ever watched.
Still, ever vigilant, I popped it into my 360 and pressed play.
Big mistake.
The story is ok I guess in theory but was just awful on screen. It is a movie based on an ancient story about creatures called Imoogis. The bad imoogi has an army of giant lizards with rocket launchers, militant dinosaurs, and evil minions. He is trying to gain immortality. The two main characters have to feed the female character to the good imoogi otherwise the bad one will rule the world I guess. I won’t get any more into it because I don’t feel like reliving this and wasting more of my life.
Review – Dragon Wars: D-War
This movie was basically a CG and explosion fest. If you are under 13 years old or over 13 years old and intoxicated you will probably really like this movie. Not to disrespect young kids but at that age The story is then not as important to you and you will take the movie for what its worth big booms and pretty good CG effects. In my opinion the acting is so bad, the movie would actually be better if you just removed the human characters from it and just had the non human characters fighting in the city for no apparent reason. The story was a miss, the dialogue was ridiculous, and the acting was horrid as stated before.
Recommendation:
Great movie for kids!
Great movie for drunk folks!
Everyone else STAY AWAY!!!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Picture of the Day - When I think Staples...
This picture was taken at the Staples in Elk Grove Village, IL
Cause when I think staples... I think Slap-Chop!
"You're gonna love my nuts!"
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Youtoobz and Lolz
Not that I always enjoy other peoples suffering, but this is just funny.
I love how all the skinny kids are just in and out of the bowl with no problems, not trying to taunt him, but surely he feels embarrassed. If this was in America, this kid would still be in the bowl, no one would care enough to help him. Even if someone would help (I would) this video proved that he needed at least three people and a sweatshirt to get out (and the two people i found to help both had tee shirts on). I wonder how school will go for him the rest of the year, and even beyond it. I cant imagine the names will be too nice.
Good luck my friend, you'll need it!
I love how all the skinny kids are just in and out of the bowl with no problems, not trying to taunt him, but surely he feels embarrassed. If this was in America, this kid would still be in the bowl, no one would care enough to help him. Even if someone would help (I would) this video proved that he needed at least three people and a sweatshirt to get out (and the two people i found to help both had tee shirts on). I wonder how school will go for him the rest of the year, and even beyond it. I cant imagine the names will be too nice.
Good luck my friend, you'll need it!
Friday, October 16, 2009
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