I wasted 90 minutes of my life. I knew I was doing it but I did nothing to stop myself. It would have been really easy to stop, just the push of a button but I decided not to.
I watched a movie that I got in the bargain bin at Walmart. Watched it and now I have given up time I will never get back.
Prior to watching this film I went to the almighty IMDB, and looked it up. It was a bargain bin movie so I didn’t expect much but it got horrendous reviews. It only received a 3.8 out of 10 and in 4 reviews that I read the writers alluded to this particular film being the worst they had ever watched.
Still, ever vigilant, I popped it into my 360 and pressed play.
Big mistake.
The story is ok I guess in theory but was just awful on screen. It is a movie based on an ancient story about creatures called Imoogis. The bad imoogi has an army of giant lizards with rocket launchers, militant dinosaurs, and evil minions. He is trying to gain immortality. The two main characters have to feed the female character to the good imoogi otherwise the bad one will rule the world I guess. I won’t get any more into it because I don’t feel like reliving this and wasting more of my life.
Review – Dragon Wars: D-War
This movie was basically a CG and explosion fest. If you are under 13 years old or over 13 years old and intoxicated you will probably really like this movie. Not to disrespect young kids but at that age The story is then not as important to you and you will take the movie for what its worth big booms and pretty good CG effects. In my opinion the acting is so bad, the movie would actually be better if you just removed the human characters from it and just had the non human characters fighting in the city for no apparent reason. The story was a miss, the dialogue was ridiculous, and the acting was horrid as stated before.
Recommendation:
Great movie for kids!
Great movie for drunk folks!
Everyone else STAY AWAY!!!
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